imagine ep ix directed by lynch. no resolutions, no answered questions, rey is murdered by her father, we are treated to a 6 minute uninterrupted shot of chewbacca sweeping the floor of the millennium falcon, luke is a force tulpa, wally brando is there
‘Alas! alas!’ cried Legolas, and in his fair Elvish face there was great distress. ‘The tidings that I was sent to bring must now be told. They are not good, but only here have I learned how evil they may seem to this company. Sméagol, who is now called Gollum, has escaped.’
‘No wonder you elves couldn’t hold on to the Silmarils, you can’t even hold on to a 500 year old Hobbit,’ muttered Gandalf under his breath.
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