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Proof that Tommy Shelby is the one true edgelord / a 19th century poet / an absolute drama queen:

  • is a goth
  • shaved sides
  • “already broken”
  • cheekbones
  • always has a bleeding face
  • romanticised Grace to the point that he couldn’t tell she was a spy even though it was so fucking obvious
  • had a communist phase
  • “and that’s why you should never pretend to be me”
  • Believes in magic & plans crime around the phases of the moon
  • cute date idea: take her into a dimly lit church and expose all her LIES”
  • has to say “…there is a very important reason why i am employing you” before he kisses her and then looks really fuckin sad when she says “you disappoint me”
  • “I think so you don’t have to”
  • signs his letters with stuff like “I have always learned to hate my enemies, but I have never loved one before”
  • likes animals more than people
  • has “in the bleak midwinter” as a catch phrase
  • lurks in alleyways so that he can mock people
  • calls his horse fuckinn “GRACES SECRET” omg
  • consciously participates in acting mysterious “I rarely answer questions is what I do.”
  • finds out that he might die so goes around hinting that he might die to all his family
  • sick death speech in which he announces his love for Grace in front of total strangers -he probably wrote it out before hand
  • probably has thoughts like “hark! there is bloodeth on my hand!”
  • poetic torture threats 
  • kills his friends on windy beaches
  • an actual thing he said “and idc cus i’m already dead”
  • did the whole stayed by her side until she dies routine
  • existential crisises all the time
  • always putting his head down on the table / in his hands
  • stares at fire
  • – probably Arsonist’s Lullaby is his favourite song
  • gets offended when people insult his fashion
  • recreated A Nightmare Before Christmas in his kitchen
  • what more can i give you his gin label literally says “Distilled for the eradication of seemingly incurable sadness”