Good company in a journey makes the way seem shorter. — Izaak Walton
I’m not purging this blog of NSFW content, so if I get banned know that this blog and my side blog went doing what I did from the beginning: enforcing my own freedom of expression.
Staff can go fuck itself, thy are punishing everyone because they can’t bother tracking actual illegal content. Fuck them.
Proof that Tommy Shelby is the one true edgelord / a 19th century poet / an absolute drama queen:
is a goth
shaved sides
“already broken”
cheekbones
always has a bleeding face
romanticised Grace to the point that he couldn’t tell she was a spy even though it was so fucking obvious
had a communist phase
“and that’s why you should never pretend to be me”
Believes in magic & plans crime around the phases of the moon
cute date idea: take her into a dimly lit church and expose all her LIES”
has to say “…there is a very important reason why i am employing you” before he kisses her and then looks really fuckin sad when she says “you disappoint me”
“I think so you don’t have to”
signs his letters with stuff like “I have always learned to hate my enemies, but I have never loved one before”
likes animals more than people
has “in the bleak midwinter” as a catch phrase
lurks in alleyways so that he can mock people
calls his horse fuckinn “GRACES SECRET” omg
consciously participates in acting mysterious “I rarely answer questions is what I do.”
finds out that he might die so goes around hinting that he might die to all his family
sick death speech in which he announces his love for Grace in front of total strangers -he probably wrote it out before hand
probably has thoughts like “hark! there is bloodeth on my hand!”
poetic torture threats
kills his friends on windy beaches
an actual thing he said “and idc cus i’m already dead”
did the whole stayed by her side until she dies routine
existential crisises all the time
always putting his head down on the table / in his hands
stares at fire
– probably Arsonist’s Lullaby is his favourite song
gets offended when people insult his fashion
recreated A Nightmare Before Christmas in his kitchen
what more can i give you his gin label literally says “Distilled for the eradication of seemingly incurable sadness”