original script – Page 14

thorduna:

communistgunch:

cephalotodd:

thor never had a twink phase he came out of the womb shredded he was like one of those extremely buff renaissance babies

Loki:

Thor:

I hate this post but also like what is there to disagree with

textsfromstarkiller:

(314): Stop watching porn on my work computer.

(1-314): STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.

thesunitself:

The Last Jedi (2017)

pompousprince:

wingbeifong:

good–word:

skywalker rolls up to the battlefield with no armor in sight. he doesn’t need it. everyone’s faces melt indiana-jones style when they lay eyes on his killer maison margiela F/W ‘16 velvet turtleneck jumpsuit with matching custom leather boots, belt and single glove by louis vuitton. weep for your fave

stop

“Are you wearing the Ch-”

“Chanel boots? Yeah, I am”

leorecchiedispock:

I’m not saying Armitage Hux is a good person but at least he had the decency of hiding his fuckin’ weapon when the person he was trying to murder in his sleep opened his eyes.

you: yoda
me, an intellectual: hm HA hm hm hm HA hm hm HA hm hm hm hm HA hm HA hm hm hm hm-hm-hm-hm HA

andhumanslovedstories:

The Last Jedi is a movie about a bunch of people having the worst day of their lives and BB-8, who is having the best day because it loves murder

queenstardust:

…. meanwhile on the Supremacy

you know this is going to happen sooner or later, right?

thegestianpoet:

loki, trying desperately to make small talk with the avengers: this is my son fenris he’s big and strong and i gave birth to him 🙂 hes a black wolf with glowing red eyes 🙂

peter parker, a millennial who, while not too brushed up on his norse mythology, definitely knows full well what a fursona is: okay mr. loki that’s very cool

eglantineprice:

POE: I’d like to speak to Lieutenant Ucker. First name Cox.

HUX: One moment. [hands commlink to one of his officers]

UCKER: This is Lieutenant Cox Ucker of the First Order.

POE: Wait, there’s a real person named-? Oh, shit. Shit, shit, SHIT! [slams down commlink and zooms away]