Mads Mikkelsen and Hideo Kojima are two different aliens who don’t know the other is an alien, simultaneously trying to understand how humans work from each other
“You look good in your outfit today.”
“Thanks the flesh is my own.”
“[hideo on twitter later] I have noticed Mads has wonderful skin, do you agree?”
Norman Reedus is a human who is unaware that either of them is not human. Guillermo del Toro is the only one involved who knows the truth and he can’t wait to see what happens next.
infinity war script: [at avengers tower] thor: you all remember my brother loki. he’s sort of good now and he’s staying here with us steve and tony: remember when he tried killing us?? thor: remember when you guys tried killing each other loki:
infinity war seems a lot more unnecessary when you remember that the mcu canonically has two (2) elders of the universe who could literally wipe the floor with thanos. like huge battle, Everything is bad, suddenly the grandmaster and the collector roll up in their party bus techno music blaring and thanos is melted into a puddle instantly
“Fuckin sweet” the collector says as he picks up the infinity gauntlet with his bare fucking hands “this is gonna look great above my big screen tv”
“who gives, uh, a shit about some shiny rocks? my trophy twink is here” calls out the grandmaster. he whisks loki away and they disappear in a puff of golden glitter to go play games across the stars
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