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The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.
Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!
Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic
Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:
Loki, already stabbing him: oh no
Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?
Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall
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This further proves that Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God and is not a force to be reckoned with
I am morally opposed to there being glass between me and these puppies (Underlook.org)
Is this updog?
loki, down on one knee: thor, will you make an honest man out of me?
thor: that’s not possible
shuri : what if “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” are both about the same events but from different perspectives
t’challa : I’m literally begging you to stop
Peter Parker: no let her finish
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” – Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” – Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” – Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” – A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” – A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” – A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” – Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” – Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” – A cheerful smiling face
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