Tag: original script
The plot of Ep 9 is Kylo Ren attaching one of these bad boys to his and Hux’s fingers so they can’t be separated and thus he cannot be betrayed
Loki: I am a man with simple needs
Banner: Really? What are they?
Loki: I just need 100% of Thor’s attention 100% of the time, for let’s say the next 5000 years
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Does anyone else think this sounds like a weird premise for a porn fic?
Imagine your OTP: who’s the hacker and who’s wearing the butt plug?
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Tarkin after ordering the destruction of Scarif knowing that Krennic was still on the base: this is so sad. Alexa, play Despacito
Pellaeon: Sir, if this fails there may be consequences.
Thrawn: con…se…quences?
Pellaeon: Sir, you’ve lived in the Empire for decades. You’re fluent in Basic.
Thrawn: I’m quite sure I’ve never heard that word before, Gilad.
Pellaeon: It means when things you don’t like happen as a direct result of poor choices you’ve made.
Thrawn: I don’t think that’s a real thing.
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