original script – Page 2

suzannart:

celemiri:

lim-dul:

vmae:

kanisblabbus:

cedrwydden:

Jonald Ronald Rolkien Tolkien: Morgoth was terrible to look upon. Just awful. The absolute worst and scariest-looking guy ever.

fan artists: No! Big sexy goth man. Husband.

Tolkein: Sauron was dreadful and looked like the worst nightmare one could imag–

Fan artists: TWINK

Nah actually. Tolkien said he took on a fair form.

“sauron was a twink” -tolkien

@suzannart

I own the Guide to Middle Earth book and next to the Sauron entry reads simply “evil twink”

It’s canon lads

but the best thing about Sauron is the fact he can look like anything?

kasiopea-star-wars:

Happy Halloween everyone! 🙂

petermorwood:

lateralfire:

slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch:

ROUND ABOUT THE CAULDRON GO

IN THE POISONED ENTRAILS THROW

GRIND THE FLESH AND SPILL THE BLOOD

END MANKIND WITH FIRE AND FLOOD

WHEN YOU’RE DONE WITH MAGICK’S NEEDS

GIVE THE BIRBS SOME SUNFLOWER SEEDS

podracing-on-lothal:

yalakid:

everybodyloveshippos:

thrawn?? a hoe

Grand Admiral Thrawn is a PUNK BITCH. XD

c3po-bitch:

LucasFilm: This is General Armitage Hux of the First Order. He was raised by Commandant Brendol Hux, who mentally and physically abused and manipulated Armitage all his life, giving Armitage no choice but to find joy in controlling and manipulating others the same way his father did to him. He spent his whole life in the First Order and has therefore never known any other way of life, and that, coupled with his father’s abuse, has turned him into a ruthless monster hell-bent on destroying what he believes to be a group of terrorists – the Resistance – even if this means he must order the genocide of entire planets. This character is one that you’re not supposed to be a fan of or vouch for, but one you can at least understand and feel an ounce of pity for.

Me:

Me:

Me: I love. Must protecc ginger baby.

karadin:

ruckawriter:

thebirdandthebat:

maxximoffed:

I’m sorry I’m just not over that wolverine cover

Kurt’s clearly naked

Logan’s glaring at his dick

Classic porn cover poses

@Esad Ribic explain yourself please

when what when

Also please note the placement of the beer bottle.

I once was at a show where I asked Esad about this cover.

Esad is a big, cheerful, man with a wicked sense of humor.

He just looked at me.

And then he smiled.

And the smile got bigger.

And bigger.

And he said, “And nobody at Marvel noticed!”

And then he couldn’t stop laughing.

lutecefields:

writegowrite:

I need to hear Captain Rex reading this aloud to a bunch of shinies on a Friday morning.

Or just to General Skywalker. Again.