Every time little Ben Solo puts his hands somewhere he shouldn’t, Luke trolls him with a “that’s how I lost my hand” story.
“Ben, get your hand out of that cookie jar, that’s the one that ate my hand.”
“Ben, don’t pick your nose, I lost my hand doing that.”
and they get more and more ridiculous, like
“Ben, don’t play in the laundry pile.” *looks off into the distance* “I made that mistake once…”
Ben doesn’t know what actually happened to Uncle Luke’s hand until he’s like eight.
Ben: “Mom, what really happened to Uncle Luke’s hand?” Leia: “He still won’t tell you? Darth Vader cut it off.” Narrator: “And in that moment, Ben felt a sudden affinity and connection to Darth Vader that no one could break.”
Poe and Hux clashed at the beginning of tlj not bc Poe is good at insults but bc their gayness was clashing too hard, they were the gayest men in their respective organizations and it was like an unstoppable gay hitting an immovable gay
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