Tag: loki

luxury-loki:

Loki: *kills 80 people*

Thor: “I’m over 2000 years old and I’ve killed twice as many.”

Loki: 

(This is a joke I know Loki kills innocent people and Thor doesn’t blah blah but we all know Loki is also dramatic as hell)

trickerydickerydock:

ragnarokgay:

trickerydickerydock:

ragnarokgay:

The reason they killed Loki in the first ten minutes is because Loki absolutely would not have hesitated to kill Vision, or steal the time stone.

Avengers: Someone’s killed Dr. Strange and Vision!

Loki, admiring his new necklace and glowing yellow paperweight: Tragic

Wanda: if we destroyed the mind stone it would kill Vision D:

Loki, already stabbing him: oh no

Thor: Hey, didn’t Midgard have a wizard around here earlier? Loki, you remember the wizard, right?

Loki, currently garroting Dr. Strange with the time stone: I don’t recall

pineapplebread:

Lo, There do I see my Father  

Lo, There do I see my Mother
Lo, There do I see my Brother
Lo, There do I see the line of my people back to the beginning
Lo, They do call to me
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of Valhalla
Where thine enemies have been vanquished
Where the brave shall live forever
Nor shall we mourn but rejoice for those that have died the glorious death

Loki, Prince of Asgard, rightful King of Jotunheim, God of Mischief, Odinson deserves a warrior’s funeral.