writterings:

writterings:

male singers who refuse to sing katy perry’s “e.t.” as horny as she did are cowards

i dont even like katy perry but like she! went full on alien-fucking horny in that song. a male cover in that exact voice inflection would’ve been perfect for my venom playlist. but no. straight men are always horny, except when it comes to singing about aliens i guess. cowards.

idyllspace:

Me: Man, the monsterfuckers are in heaven with Venom. They’ve been waiting for this their whole lives, I tell you what.

Husband: Thought the pinnacle of monsterfucking in mainstream media was The Shape of Water.

Me: Different subgenres. Shape of Water’s like, romantic monster!slowboning. Venom is total dirty monsterfucking.